Mullet Joe - Hunt Mullets?
Everything you would ever want to know about the wonder world of Mullets and the god-awful plummage.
Business in front.... party in the back. The Mullet. The horrible haircut born in the 80's and still sported by the proud few. A beautiful hairdo to be sure.
Mullet hunting is a popular past time... hunting these wild creates with digital cameras, posting pictures to virtual communities for the world to view and snicker. Oh the humanity!.
There are countless names for the Mullet plumage... Mullet's hair mops are commonly known as:
| 1. | The Shag |
| 2. | The Mudflap |
| 3. | The El Camino |
| 4. | The Neck Beard |
| 5. | Business Up Front, party backstage! |
| 6. | Business in front, party in the back! |
| 7. | hockey hair |
| 8. | helmet hair |
| 9. | Kentucky waterfall |
| 10. | Skullet (Bald Mullet) |
| 11. | Camaro Cap |
| 12. | Mulletocracy |
As featured on the online reference resource website Juggle.com, Mullet Joe's favorite football player happens to be a Mullet. Paul McQuistan "became a cult hero among members of the Raider Nation almost instantly after pictures of him with a scowl and flaming red mullet began circulating around Internet message boards". Paul is a hero to us all and should be feared!
If you have any questions about the Mullet or would like to hire Mullet Joe for your next party, please contact MulletJoe. Remember... while dangerous, Mullets can be trained to do most things.
Yours truly,
Mullet Joe